Darcy Donavan Famous Quote Voted Number One in the Movie
Anchorman is hands down the greatest movie EVER made! It had been awhile since I had seen this movie, but I watched it tonight with some friends and it was as good as ever. Anchorman will forever be a timeless classic in my book. This was the movie that I knew Will Ferrell was the man and took the spot as my new comedic hero over Adam Sandler. People tend to say I act and sound like Ron Burgundy. Hell I dressed up as Burgundy for Halloween the first ‘ween after it was released in theaters. I had a damn fine maroon suit from a Thrit Store. The price would have made a wolverine purrrr (it was $1.50). This movie changed my attitude with women and made me feel more confident and no I’m not kidding. It’s sad but true. And I have to thank Will Ferrell for it all. So now that the quotes are once again fresh in mind here is my liste of the 10 best quotes in ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY. And face it everyone has quoted this movie it’s part of our culture now.
#10 “Mr. Burgundy you have a massive ERECTION!” – Veronica Corningstone
Arguably one of the greatest scenes in cinema history. It’s not everyday you see a massive teepee goin on in a movie.
#9 “You Stay Classy San Diego!” – Ron Burgundy
Not a very exciting quote but it has to make the list due to the fact that it’s part of Burgundy’s persona. For many people when you think Anchorman you think Stay Classy.
#8 “Brick I’ve been meaning to tell you that you should probably find a safe house or relative close by. Lay low for awhile because your probably wanted for murder.” – Burgundy
In response to Brick killing a man with a trident in the news team brawl. Burgundy lays down this handy advice to a man who has an I.Q. of 48. While he says this he has a cold, crisp Beer in his hand at the office. What happened to the days of getting wasted at work?
#7 “The only way to bag a classy is to give her two tickets to the gun show, and see if she likes the goods.” – Burgundy
All men think their arms or bodies are just chizzled machines. And I of course think that way too, purchasing a shirt that says “Two tickets to the Gun Show.”
#6 “I hear that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstration.” -Brick Tamland
The very stupid Brick might actually be right on this one. When women have their periods they don’t necessarily attract a live bear from a cave but their personalities turn into one of a bear which is quite frightening for us males. Brick is smarter than we think.
#5 “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put this out there if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I wanna be on you!” -Ron Burgundy
Quick. Abrupt. And to the point. To a degree I’m sure many women could respect a man who just tells ‘em what they are really thinking instead of being told some stuff that just makes them get a false perception of who the horny man really is.
#4 “Discovered by the Germans in 1906 they called it San Diago. Which of course in German means a WHALES VAGINA.” – Burgundy
Any German who saw this movie had to of been pissed when their entire language and culture was completely dis-respected. But as for us Americans we consider it one of the best movie quotes of all time. But according to me its numero 4 on the movie.
#3 “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. Straight shot. Right in the babymaker.” -Ron Burgundy
Let me make it clear, I don’t condone the beating of women or anyone or thing for that matter. But wow when your watching this film and all of a sudden you hear the words ‘punch’ and ‘ovary’ put in the same sentence you can’t help but laugh
#2 “I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.” – Brian Fantanna
What guy honestly doesn’t say this before going out clubbing, or pick up chicks? We were looking for years on what to say then Mr. Brian Fantana gave us the perfect line to say to our buddies before hittin’ the clubs.
#1 “Well Helloooo You Pointed to your BOOBIES!” -Ron Burgundy
That my friends is by far the greatest line in this movie. Not to mention the woman is trifflin (Darcy Donavan). Donavan makes the scene what it is with her amazing body. Too bad she broke her pelvis she would be damn nice to see while watching Charger games . Burgundy’s facial expression when he says it is simple hillarious it gets me everytime. I can say this quote with exact precision so I’ve been told. It’s one of my few claims to fame.
Well that’s my list. Tell me what you think of this list and give me your opinions. Until next time you stay classy Jelly Donut readers!
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